英语笑话大全 爆笑（英语笑话大全 爆笑简短带翻译）

　　英语幽默短文带翻译篇一

　　two scottish nuns had just arrived to the us by boat when one said to the other, "i heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."

　　两个苏格兰修女刚刚坐船来到美国，其中一个修女对另外一个说，“我听说这个国家的人们是吃狗肉的。”

　　"odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in america, we might as well do as the americans do."

　　“真奇怪”，她的同伴回答道，“不过如果我们也生活在美国，我们可能会做一样的事情啊。”

　　nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.

　　这位年长修女认真地点了点头，指向了一个热狗摊，她们俩一同走了过去。

　　"two dogs, please," said one.

　　“两只狗，谢谢。”一位说。

　　the vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'

　　摊贩主很开心，他把两个热狗都包了起来。两位修女飞快地到一个长凳上坐下，打开了她们的“狗”。

　　the mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "what part did you get?"

　　年长的修女先打开了她的，然后，仔细地凝视了一会，向另外一位修女靠了过去，小心地耳语道“你拿到哪个部分了?”